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IF YOUR PANTS WERE A .RAR FILE, I WOULD UNZIP THEM |
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I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.... Nice A$$!!!!!!! |
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Isn't it a pitty that the pretty kitty actually turned out to be quite shitty |
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Are you free tomorrow? No, I'm fcuking expensive. |
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I don't blame you for hiding your Facebook page...if I had told as many lies and was as ugly as you, I would hide mine too... |
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You know what a flagella is? |
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Marriage is a three ring circus. An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffer-ring |
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I always have friends to turn to when guys act dumb. Their names are Ben and Jerry. |
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When guys get jealous, it's actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start. |
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Someday, you'll find your Prince Charming. Mine just took a wrong turn,got lost,and was too stubborn to ask for directions. |