Yes you may have my heart under your bed in a shoebox, but I have your favorite hat :P

A man looks for beauty as his main demand which, by the time, may no longer become valuable, then the man will be enticed by the things beyond

I would love to hate you, but war seems more apporate

Me: How are you feeling today?
Her: Fine.
Me: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.

Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?

Its funny how the boy in the relationship admits he doesn't care when everything is OVER!

Sunsets aren't romantic, they just hurt your eyes

You breathe oxygen too?! We have so much in common.

Why do couples set their status to "single" everytime they fight ?
I don't put "orphan" when I get into fight with my parents ~

Boys are like bras; they hook up behind your back.
Girls are like condoms; they spend more time in your wallet than on your d**k.