Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He's the one on his bike.

Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer!

Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache

Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?