If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

People always say that it is the thought counts when getting presents, so why not just think about getting them a present...

Boy are like parking spots....the good ones are taken and the rest are handicap.

Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie!

If you treat a girl like a dog she's bound to pee on you.

I'm not asking you out, I'm just asking you to marry me

How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

Men are like buse there come and go.

A peach is a peach
a plum is a plum,
but a kiss aint a kiss
without a lil tounge!

so close ur eyes
nd open wide,
nd give ur tounge
sum exercise!!

Okay my boyfriend is just a piece of pork, but hey it isnt my fault that im a dork!