Boys are like a deck of cards....
You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them and a Spade to bury the bastards!

I hate when guyz come up to you and ask you for a head job its like "if you want one earn it in a relationship or go to a brothel and pay for it"

A girl talking to her boyfriend:
"I been thinking real hard and...."
Cuts her off: "No! Please don't do that!"
"I'm sorry, I have to"
"You can't! You have to stop thinking!! You might hurt yourself."

My knight and shining armor ended up to be some loser wrapped in aluminum foil.

What's minnie without Mickey?
What's Tigger without Pooh?
What's Patrick without Spongebob?
What's me without you?

i was laying in bed one night looking at the stars and realized " hey wheres my ceiling"

Love is like taking a S H I T,
it hurts!!

4 SERIOUSLY.... Some Boys, wait.... 99.9% of boys... R Most Definitely Loserface Jerkholios!!!

"love is like a chicken with its wings."

I went to a seafood disco last night...and pulled a muscle! x