When i'm around you i feel great
when i'm with you i fell wonderful
But when i'm kissing you i feel awsome

Look into my eyes forever, i will probably wink.

Roses r red, nuts r brown,
skirts r up, pants r down,
body 2 body, skin 2 skin,
when its stiff, stick it in.

When im around hot guys i feel stupid, and the hotter they are the stupider i feel, being here with you tonight ive never felt smater!

You have a cough? go home and take a whole box of ex-lax. tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough

Its not the length,
Its not the size,
Its how many times
You make it rise!!

~found this on a keychain~

SCHOOL SUCKS LETS GO F**K!

I wanna be the girl you point at and say that's her

My world was black and white until the day you walked through m and into my heart.

I know you don't believe you mean this much to me me but i promise you that you do.

I have a lil angel flying around with a hammer....each person she hits gets a lil bit of my love, I hope she knocks the shit out of you!!!!

"If you dont like my attitude, Dont talk to me!"