Im not stupid...im just a genius disguised as an idiot

I have arrhythmia. my friends say i need to seek a doctor, i said no. i just need to stay away from you, because every time i see you, my heart skips a beat.

Don't flatter yourself i'm looking at your friend.

A world without U
Is like to have weed without fire

Lmao....

Forget about falling in love..
i'd rather fall in a vat of chocolate..

TGIF=THANK GOD IM FEMALE

I think i just met the girl of my dreams...
but i decided to ditch her when i saw you.

Prince charming was on the way to see you...
but i beat the crap out of him so i could get to you first.

(gotta love those corny ass pickup lines)

.roses are red.
.violets are blue.
.i'm sorry honey.
.i found someone new.

If life isnt a game y are there so many players?

**you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel**