**you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel**

The cost of a gift dosnt matter....unless ur the one buying lol

"Of course honey, i would love to spend the rest of my life with you, unless you die first."

Men think with their --little-- head and not with there big ones.

I thought he was a superhero.

He's more of the villain standard.

And even more of the psychiatric test, inkblot, big coloured blocks, electrodes taped into his head standard.

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Maybe i didnt count on u breaking my heart but i bet you didnt count on someone else being there to put the peices back together

I may drunk, but in the morning i'll be sober, and u'll still be ugly.

Have you ever played put the straw with coke in it in the icecream cone, and blow?

I have a hole, in my ice cream cone, and no matter how much i suck it, the white stuff just wont stop comin out

Sticks and stones may break ma bones but whips and chains xcite me, so push me down and tie me up and show how much u like me ;)