Men Are Like A deck of cards....
a heart to love them with
a diamond to marry tbem with
a club to beat them with
and a spade to bury them with

When somebody you love hurts you.
CRY A RIVER,
BUILD A BRIDGE
AND GET OVER IT.

In a world full of cheerios; i dare to be a fruit loop

"Rudolph, we found out why your nose is so red."
"Is it pixie dust or happy elves?"
"No its a tumor. A very severe one"
"A magical -"
"You're going to DIE."

I don't see no forest! there are to many trees in the way!!

Relationships are like jobs, dont put in your two week notice till you find another.

Some Guys are like lava lamps...
Pretty to look at, but not too bright!!

I really do hope that one day, he will give up on asking me out, can't he see that I'm too good for him???

You know why I like to date really tall guys? Because they have to bend to kiss me!

"want to get laid? crawl up a chickens ass and wait!"