U can't turn a ho into a house wife

Its not my falt i fell 4 him...hes the one that triped me!!!!!!!!!!

I love you,
I love you not.
I think your sexy,
And I think you're hot.
So do me now,
And do me good.
Make it last,
And make it feel good.
And in the end....
You're only a friend.
It was just a fling,
Because I found a better thing!

Alcohol isn't the answer, but it can make you forget the question.

--not mine--

If at first you don't succeed.... lower your standards.

--not mine--

STUPID HURTS

I've been hurt before in the most sensitive parts
yeah, boys have balls, but girls have hearts

I'm only with my boyfriend because i want his friend.

If you are Pregnant by a b*stord will yu son be one to?

lol im bired in careers class and this just poped in my head

Person 1: do you want a raise?

person 2: yes

person 1: sit on my lap again and i will give you a 6 inch raise