Funny Quotes About Relationships
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WhO u thINk ur foOlin?
--Set yA gAme straIght..
Coz if u thInk ur gNA play Me
..bElieVe me *u aInt*
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ThA g&S CoMManDmEnTz
1* SpOiL oUr aZz
2* PlEaZze uS
3* PzZ.. Nxt bOi
ShyTt we Left out LuvIn..
oHh waiT thEreZ nO tyM foR thaA
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KuTte EnUf 2 TeasE
SexXi EnUf 2 pLeZz
So BoiZ Tell Ur PaNtS
tO sToP pOiNtIn PlezZ*
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DONt hatE me cOz im bLAzin..
hATe me cOz ur mAn was
*d a z i n*
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"Football players sweat and stink
B U T . . . . . .
Waterpolo players sweat and smell good..."
I love white waterpolo players!!!
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I dropped a tear into the ocean...i don’t think ill ever see it again?
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A kiss blown
is a kiss wasted
a kiss aint a kiss
unless its tasted
but kissing spreads germs
and germs are hated
so kiss me baby
im vaccinated!
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I LOVE SOME1 VERY SPEICAL......HE IS BLACK AND WHITE.....CAN U GUESS WHAT HE IS...............I LOVE THE PENGIUN KING HEHE
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Its only a gambling problem when your losing
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"If life gives you an honest man, don't believe it"
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