Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • She's gorgeous, she's sweet, she's brilliant, she's ... someone else's...
    AND SHE WANTS TO F|_|K ME ANYWAY

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  • i hate the way you are,i hate the way you look but the thing i hate the most is that im still in love with you!

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  • You're as hot as a spring fling in winter

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  • I want the sk8ter clothes, and the sk8ter hair, i want the sk8ter who never says no to a dare. i'd rather have a punk instead of a thug or jock, i'd rather have him think about wat rails to ramp instead of wear hes gunna put his cock

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  • He broke your heart,
    he shattered it like glass,
    When he comes crawling back to you,
    say "Honey, kiss my *** !!".

    by boo boo
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  • Dont cry for something simple because when you cry for something that means the world to you... you wont have anymore tears to prove that you really care!

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  • Love is like girls.....
    IT SU(KS!

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  • Your momas so fat your dad takes her to work with him so he dosnt have to kiss her goodbye

    by Bex
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  • ~~MaYbE iM dA oNe FoR yOu BuT u SuRe As HeLl AiNt Da OnE fOr Me~~

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  • Love is like a mountain
    Hard to climb...
    But once you get to the top
    The view is beautiful

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