I am having my PERIOD therefore i can leagly KILL you!

~on a fridge magnet~

I Love Your Face I Love Your Eyes..Damn I'm Good At Telling Lies

*two girls walk in*
Chineese man that works there: You want chineese to go?
Girls: mmhm
CHinees man: OK i'm chineese, you take me

All marrige is....is finding someone that you can ANNOY for the rest of your life...

---->NOT MINE

There are 4 types of animals a woman wants in their home.
a LION in the bed
a MINK in the closet
a MUSTANG in the garage
and a JACKASS to pay 4 it all

Nice shoes wannna &^%$.

A wise monkey once said, "Never monkey around with another monkey's monkey."

Cry him a river then build a bridge and get over it!

To gether we will stay! Because you are my booger!

The roses were red and the violets were blue we were in love...until we scewed! hahaha