The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Im a monkey and my name is BOBO!!!

Do I suffer from mental illness? Hell no, I enjoy every moment of it.

I'd rather be a b**ch than a h*e. I'd rather tell it like it is than blow every guy I know

Call me a s**t. Call me a wh**e. Call me whatever. I've heard it before. Say that I'm fake. Say that I lie. Say what you want. You won't see me cry, because I know none of it's true, but calling me all this shit, ha, what the hell does that make you?

"I am tired of trusting people. Every time I did that, I got screwed, and I am currently sore from it".

Shit man, almost went to jail...
that game of monopoly is intense.

Ugh, what is it, Assh-le day?

Cutest fight
Girl
I want to end this relationship,
i wil return you everything which you gave me!
Boy
ok! lets start with
“Kisses

I take smugly bummy boys n turn them in to thinking smart still blah ash boys sweap them in a pile n forget about them toys