Funny Quotes About Relationships

Sort by : 
  • Im a monkey and my name is BOBO!!!

    by Bobo
    0 0
  • Do I suffer from mental illness? Hell no, I enjoy every moment of it.

    by fujimo
    0 0
  • I'd rather be a b**ch than a h*e. I'd rather tell it like it is than blow every guy I know

    by Rihanna
    0 0
  • Call me a s**t. Call me a wh**e. Call me whatever. I've heard it before. Say that I'm fake. Say that I lie. Say what you want. You won't see me cry, because I know none of it's true, but calling me all this shit, ha, what the hell does that make you?

    by Rihanna
    0 0
  • "I am tired of trusting people. Every time I did that, I got screwed, and I am currently sore from it".

    0 0
  • Shit man, almost went to jail...
    that game of monopoly is intense.

    0 0
  • Ugh, what is it, Assh-le day?

    0 0
  • Cutest fight
    Girl
    I want to end this relationship,
    i wil return you everything which you gave me!
    Boy
    ok! lets start with
    “Kisses

    0 0
  • I take smugly bummy boys n turn them in to thinking smart still blah ash boys sweap them in a pile n forget about them toys

    by Deanna
    0 0
  • Hey i LOVE u but i will not take a bullet thru my brain nor die for you cuz i kno u wont do the same( iam not bruno mars)lol

    0 0