I Don't Have A Boyfriend....But I Know A Guy That Would Get Mad At Me For Saying That

Hiya

You may say i am a b.i.t.c.h but i dont give a f.u.c.k because i know it is true.

There is a moose, his name is bruce, he likes to eat Coos Coos

God made mud.
God made dirt.
God made boys,
So girls could flirt.

~~lucious lipz~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~killer eyes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~bangin ass~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~who wouldnt wanna bang thiz?~

Sex is like math add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

I love skittles...NOT as much as I love you!

Guys are like slinkies. It's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

I'll take u to my candy shop and i'll let ya lick the tootsie roll go ahead booyy dont ya stop!