Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • When it comes to [ S E X ] all y0u realLy need is ChemiStRy & Cond0mS!
    =)~

    by LoLo
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  • Im scared 2 fall in lv scared 2 fall fast cuz evri time i fall in love it neva seems to last

    by xxx-lydia-xxx
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  • Party-Hardy
    Rock 'n roll
    Drink bacardi
    Smoke a bowl
    Life is great so f_ck a wh_re
    Take a shot and f_ck some more

    by Matthew
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  • The only thing a man has on his mind is " i need a beer and i wanna see sumthin naked"

    -Jeff Foxworthy

    by Carlos
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  • ~Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me~

    *not mine

    by [crimson] tearz_fall
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  • "Most people say 'love at first sight' lasts a long time,

    My first 'love at first sight' only lasted from 8 PM to 8:30 PM.

    by Kristin
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  • " a sk8ter broke my heart, so i broke his bored"

    by Maryanne
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  • "Realizing you are not the only person in the world is one vital step towards discovering why people hate you."
    -SarA-bellum ©

    by [Neon/] ©
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  • If i flipped a coin what are the chances of me getting head?!

    by amy
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  • Heres a tip, don't makeout with a guy when your chewing bubble gum.....He might not give it back

    by Micaela
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