An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!

I love you more than video games, just not enough to sell them.

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?!?

Beauty is on the inside,
but some may doubt.
If it's true, well
I'd prefer you inside out!

U think ur bad u think ur cool u think u own me but then again i own u u play me behind my back but guess what thats ok bc i played u too mother f*#@!*

You are like a ripped condom, broke and can't get the job done!

I use you as much as I use your credit card...ALL THE TIME!!!

Everyone thats loves me say I LOVE YOU........your silence is highly reassuring

I dont come with [dice] so dont *play me*
Im not a [[toy]] so dont **brake me**
Dont try to put me on a shelf and try to play
wit me lata cuz by that time i probley found
someone (new) and your the one thats ::missin out::
on the all the ((fun))

Don't kiss at the corner
Don't kiss at the gate
Cuz love may be blind
But the neighbors aint!

~*~RaTe My PoEmS + lEaVe CoMmEnTs ~*~