Don't kiss at the corner
Don't kiss at the gate
Cuz love may be blind
But the neighbors aint!

~*~RaTe My PoEmS + lEaVe CoMmEnTs ~*~

I my be fat but your ugly and i can always lose weight but you can never change your face.

my sister told me this one i thought id share it.

We could be a cute couple...if only you were cute!!!!

Men are living proof that women CAN take a joke!

Chill me, thrill me, fullfill me, then leave me the hell alone!

Q: If you drop a guy and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
ground first?

A: Who cares?????..

"it takes a friend 2 compliment you
but it takes a real friend to tell you te truth"

Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

i didnt make this up, got it out of an email but it thought it was funny

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Keisha- these are meant to be FUNNY quotes...yours are all good, but you're posting them in the wrong catagory and they're depressin me. go post in love/romance cat. xxx