Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Don't you just love those couples that just become boyfriend/girlfriend & on that same day they are already telling one another & posting it everywhere that they "love" each other.

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  • You will never find love on a couch unless your look at stories on tv

    by Karma
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  • Love one another, but don't love another one.

    by Amew88
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  • What would you chose to love. . ?
    a lawyer who defend your heart.
    a doctor who cures your heart.
    a teacher who teach your heart to love again.
    or a garbage man who is willing to pick up your heart when someone throws it away.

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  • I went to hell
    but it was full
    so i came back
    for you....... =D

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  • "If its limp, make a splint"

    by John
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  • Sometimes when you feel weighted down and down trodden, its life telling you, its time to take a big crap.

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  • BOY: Ur abcdefghijk...
    GIRL: What's that mean? BOY:Adorable,beautiful,cute,de​lightful, elegant,fascinating,gorgeous, and hpy
    GIRL: aw how sweet, what's ijk?
    BOY: I'm just kidding....

    by Rose
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  • And Outstanding answer by a child when asked, "What is a DREAM..?"

    He Replied: "Where there is no price tags on the toys which i Love and like the most..." =)

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  • Keep playing with it and it might break.

    by Asia
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