Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Havinqq your boyfriiendd brakee upp withh youu
    & sayinqq you can still be friiends is likee yourr doqq dieinqq & your mom sayinqq you can still keep iit.[:

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  • I never get upset when i see my exboyfriend with someother girl because my mommy told me tht i always should give up my old toys for the less fortanite(;

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  • "I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it."

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  • So my friends ask why I can't be with you
    And I would tell them..

    We didn't wana make Dear John part 2 :x

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  • The best advice a man can take on women is 'Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?'

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  • Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest

    by Lexi
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  • I get real pleasure, out of looking for
    The entrance to the exit.

    by bettina
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue.
    Now you're with her &I'm happy for you.
    Violets are blue, roses are red.
    I'm just kidding, I want her dead.

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  • Water in the river flows,
    But we dont know where it goes,
    As we know that time pass by seconds as it slows.
    But through it all you remain as my white rose.

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  • I Think...
    therefore I'm Single.

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