Dad just called ms.pacman a s|ut for eating all those balls!

Forrest Gump... Aaron Hooper restated...
"Life is like a good box of choclates."

IvE sEeN mAnY bOyS BuT U gOtA b *it*
U GoT Me DRaWin HeArTs ArOuNd Ur NamE n sH*t
Da WaY u TaLk Da Way U sMeLL
I NeVeR tHoUgHt I WuLd Be TriPpEn..BuT DaM*.. *I FeLL*

...~* You without me?...Baby let's be real, That's like a fat kid missing his meal!*~...

~yousa playa whos about to be played,i guess it must suck gettin played at ur own game!~

Break my heart and it's seven years of bad luck but rub me each day and I'm good luck!!!!
(just made that up one day)

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstral cramps... All our problems are caused by men... (No offense to men)

Guys like to get laid and gurls like to get paid

Sexy Handsome Sweet n Hot
that describes everything you're not!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so's your head!