Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • "i dont have a small d!ck you have a big mouth"

    by Kris
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  • Dont hate me cuz im beautiful
    hate your boyfriend cuz he thinks so!!!

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  • Sticks and stones may break my bones,
    but whips and chains excite me,
    so tie me up and throw me down,
    and show me that you like me!

    I didnt write this but i liked it!!

    by Brandy
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  • *I'm picturing you naked at the moment*

    by tabita
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  • Your my lil boy toy.so i can play you when ever.

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  • God mad man , then he had a better idea

    by Alix
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  • Ha b!tch look at me now

    by Alix
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  • Roses are red. violet are thorny when im with you i make hony.eat me, bet me, bit me, blow me, f*** me very solwly. if you kiss me, dont be sassy use your tung and make it nasty.

    by Jameser
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  • I smile because i have no clue what is going on :)

    by Alix
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  • HA ...........ur not funny

    by Alix
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