Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I love you" is 8 letters long...but then again, so is "bullshit"

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  • Damn Your Fine, Wait, Let Me Put On My Glasses, Ok, Nevermind

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  • Just remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet his in the perfect possition to drop you on you but

    by Tiffany
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  • Men
    they just love to drop you on your ass

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  • He says: roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but not like you

    i say: roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped, and guess what??? so ARE YOU!!!

    by didi
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  • Some girls sit like ll
    some girls sit like X
    but girls who sit like /\
    get this l
    like THIS

    by chris
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  • Hacking cough, runny nose, burning fever, freezing toes, sore throat, throbbing head...I'm much to sick to get out of bed!

    by Serena
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  • Men have feelings 2, but who really cares?!?!

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  • *~*Life Is Bigger Than You ... And You Are Not Me !*~*

    by Roula
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  • I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night.

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