Tell ur boy friend i said thanx for last night

I love you" is 8 letters long...but then again, so is "bullshit"

Damn Your Fine, Wait, Let Me Put On My Glasses, Ok, Nevermind

Just remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet his in the perfect possition to drop you on you but

Men
they just love to drop you on your ass

He says: roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but not like you

i say: roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped, and guess what??? so ARE YOU!!!

Some girls sit like ll
some girls sit like X
but girls who sit like /\
get this l
like THIS

Hacking cough, runny nose, burning fever, freezing toes, sore throat, throbbing head...I'm much to sick to get out of bed!

Men have feelings 2, but who really cares?!?!

*~*Life Is Bigger Than You ... And You Are Not Me !*~*