Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night.

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  • Role role role a joint
    pass it down the line
    inhale the smoke,
    take a toke,
    and blow ur fricking mind

    i didnt write this,

    by sarah
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  • "I Love Him,
    Oh Yes I Do,
    He's For Me Not For You,
    If By Chance You Take My Place,
    I'll Take My Fist & Smash Your Face!"

    by Roula
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  • I crap ive got hamework, will you be my homework so i can do you on my desk?!

    by nikki
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  • I've kicked you andscared you but i still love you! i've held you and kissed you but i still won't miss you!

    by nikki
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  • Kiss me, hug me but only if you love me but if you don't thats o.k kiss and hug me anyway!

    by nikki
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  • Chicks before D*cks
    Screw the chicks, f*ck the D*cks

    By Maddie

    by Madison
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  • MY X : HoW CoMe U DiTChEd Me AnD CoULDn'T DiTcH ThE CiGaReTTe...Me: mm HoNeY WouLd U BuRn YouRSeLf JuSt FoR Me..! GuEss NoT!!

    by Roula
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  • I love you from your Orion\'s belt to your BIG dipper...

    I love you Sean

    by Angela
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  • Two Lovers Were Playing Hide & Seek! So The Girl Told The Guy ... "If You Find Me Gimme A Kiss, If You Don't Find Me I'm Behind The Door" HeHe It's Actually A Joke :P

    by Roula
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