Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • You may keep eating your cousins but when they get pregnant, then you will understand why Seyyid Said moved his capital from Muscat to Zanzibar.

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  • I do not collect Arsenal FC clothing, but I do collect their literature.

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  • I'm not a money man, am a funny man.

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  • More money, more love!

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  • You do not choose your parents nor enemies, why must you choose your lover?

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  • There is a very high line between true love and harassment.

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  • Some weeks are perfect.

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  • Life is meaningless unless you eat, sleep and enjoy your work.

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  • Marriage is about food, sex and money.

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  • Richard of Yumbe gave Sarah beautiful pearls (ROYGSBP).

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