I woke up naked on the bed and there is a cute guy beside me. Oh Crap! What's his name?!

My boy: Chris that song iz old
Me: Well so is ur mom but u still listen 2 her

It use to be I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid...now its.... They have adult toys now! Oh, hell yeah, let me grow up!

Your life is what you make it.
Make it important.
Make it matter.
Make your life yours.
Don't let someone else control it or be it.

Sometimes I think you should put a condom on your head, because if you're gonna act like a d.ck, you might as well dress like one too.

Pick your poison. I did, Drugs never suited me, Booze never made it on the list, sex worked for a moment, then love stabbed me in the heart

Pick your poison. I did, Drugs never suited me, Booze never made it on the list, sex worked for a moment, then love stabbed me in the heart

Close your eyes...
Make a wish...
Take a chance..
And i'll be there...
To pull down your pants

Saddy Q.

You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

OHHH.... your dating my ex? I'm eating a sandwhich, you want those leftovers, too???