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There is a "lie" in believe, |
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Ooh, you deleted me off Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What's next, you throw a Fruit Loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt? |
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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? single |
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Your so slow you cant even catch a parked car xD |
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Girl: Hey, wanna here a joke? |
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How many ways can I be wrong, before I realize I'm always right? Like those horrid country songs, he was never worth the fight. |
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A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied:Good night Father of none. |
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When I saw you with that girl, that look you saw on my face wasn't jealousy. It was simply me trying not to laugh(: |
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Fake tan, fake eyes, fake hair, fake nails...btch are you sure you're not made in China? |
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Oh, that's sweet. Her boyfriend gave her dozen roses. Wait! I had sex with him. Ew! |