Oh I wish you're drunk forever
cus you always love me when you're drunk.
lmao

I don't get him at all. One minute he's really angry with me, the next he's so lovey-dovey that it gives me goose bumps.

He does everything that completely freaks me out, yet at the same time gives me butterflies.

I don't get him.

I swear I'm not a brat. It's just that he really, really gets on my nerves. Like right now..

"Would you stop being such a bug eyed, noodle legged, oblivious weasel?!"

It's so bad I ran out of good insults....

Ya know... if a person has multiple personalities, and one personality falls in love with the other personality... then wat..

If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumb@ss.

Why do girls talk so much and guys think so much? cause girls have 4 lips and guys have 2 heads

My friend asked me how to find the gSpot on a girl. i said "googlemaps" lmfao

See this Ipod ? Hear the music ? It's the only thing that's keeping me from killing you right now .

Life is a bi*** because if it was easy; it would be you .

Her belt was hard-pressed to keep up her pants