My ex girlfriend called me a pedophile..Pretty big word for an 8 year old.

Clothes are overrated, panties are debated

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here

Sometimes I find it hard to believe that he's nuts, but then I remember the incident with the soap...

And it all comes crashing down again..

A stranger stabs you in the front,
a friend stabs you in the back,
a boyfriend stabs you in the heart,
...but best friends poke each other with bendy straws

It's not that i hate you it's just...ok, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water. i would drink the water.

Kenny: u dun trampled my trust and lolly gagged all over our friendship....... watever that means

Well he didn't ask me to be his girlfriend, but he didn't ask me not to be his girlfriend..

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep

Put A Condom On Your Ear And F**k What You Hear