Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • You smeared yourself with honey and waked into the bear pit

    by sammie
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  • Its not that i dont like you, i just dont like you, like you lol wtf?!

    by brokenturtle
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  • Me: i have a heart that pumps blood. you on the other hand have a stone that pumps acid

    Him: well hearts are fragile and blood is weak. stone is strong and acid is corrosive so i don't have to worry about getting hurt

    by young rebel soulchild
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  • What happend to the love?!
    What happend to the smiles?!
    If they're all done I have ONE more question...

    What happend to making cookies with me!?!?

    (lmao ANNAFRED love you!)
    i have messed up friends:P XOXO

    by Black Heart Still Beating
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  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit!

    by The Lady of Shalott
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  • I don't want a broken heart; I will lose the pieces

    by Punkin
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  • Sex is a race where you dont want to cum first

    by HeaveNorHELL I AM HERE ON EARTH
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  • BeLIEve

    by imyours4now
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  • You be my dairy queen & i'll be your burger king.
    you treat me right & i'll do it your way.

    by Bugg
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  • I know that you know that I know that you know.

    by David Paul
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