-"I'm a sweet marshmellow who needs smore love, but i'm missing the chocolate and the passionate fire!"

Burnt boys aren't worth it,
Get you a mayo man!!!

Me:i dont know what to do, i still havent responded to his text yet.
Bestie: Just think about it for awhile so your sure on what you want to say.
Me:He just sent me a ?
Bestie: Send an ! or , better yet send him a % that will really mess with his head.

Judge me all you want..But don't think I'll give a damn.

If she cant satisfy her man than its not ma fault he comes to me....
i knw it sounds mean bt its true tho dnt wanna offend neone

I swear sometimes he pisses me off so bad that it makes me wanna punch babies

See boys may be girl's toys but boys got the toy that girls enjoy

Her : repeat after me..
[[ i love you ]]

*^^ him : i love you too

..real convo (:

"If I smoke anymore, I will grow buds out my ass and call myself hydro booty"

Her: my stomach tingles
him: you got butterflies in your stomach for me
her: no, i just gotta throw up