Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Burnt boys aren't worth it,
    Get you a mayo man!!!

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  • Me:i dont know what to do, i still havent responded to his text yet.
    Bestie: Just think about it for awhile so your sure on what you want to say.
    Me:He just sent me a ?
    Bestie: Send an ! or , better yet send him a % that will really mess with his head.

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  • Judge me all you want..But don't think I'll give a damn.

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  • If she cant satisfy her man than its not ma fault he comes to me....
    i knw it sounds mean bt its true tho dnt wanna offend neone

    by Lulu
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  • I swear sometimes he pisses me off so bad that it makes me wanna punch babies

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  • See boys may be girl's toys but boys got the toy that girls enjoy

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  • Her : repeat after me..
    [[ i love you ]]

    *^^ him : i love you too

    ..real convo (:

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  • "If I smoke anymore, I will grow buds out my ass and call myself hydro booty"

    by neo
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  • Her: my stomach tingles
    him: you got butterflies in your stomach for me
    her: no, i just gotta throw up

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  • PLEASE READ ME NEW POEM LOVE N MUSIC

    by Punkin
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