Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER!

    Sex is the question.

    "Yes" is the answer.

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  • Happy 30th its better to be over the hill than burried under it

    by sammie
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  • "DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. It's not a toy."

    by Bethany
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  • "DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. Can't you read? Not for 3 years old and under."

    by Bethany
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  • A woman once said to me that a man is like a deck of playing cards: you need a heart to love 'em, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash is
    f u c k i n g head in, and a spade to bury the bastard

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  • I ran up the door, and through the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, i turned off the bed and jumped into the light, and all because you kissed me good night

    by sammie
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  • Live your life
    laugh out loud
    love your heart out

    by isabel
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  • I think I found the one =]...or maybe one of them xD

    by Zuri
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  • I'll be fine, if you give me a minute, a girl's got a limit

    I can't get a life if my heart's not in it...

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  • & I just feel like puking. Guys can make me vomit blood. Seriously.

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