Of course women don't work as hard as men...
They get it right the first time!

Time may be a great healer but its a lousy beautician

You say you will never forget me. Of course you never will. Hell i'm the best thing that ever happened to you.

"For someone who is really smart you sure do make some stupid decisions.."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but it takes words to really screw me up

I hate you && then I love you. . .It's like I want to throw you off a cliff then rush to the bottom to catch you.

Fat chicks should date fat chicks so I don't have to.

(LOL at the terrible rating, some people can't take a joke)

We were wondering around town

we were soo drunk we went into a serveic staition stole a bag of ice went down to a canal and 'released it bak into the wild'

True love is an talent, not an emotion; and I want one talented son of a gun.

"Men are pigs whose every thought and action is dictated by the penis."