When you hide your feelings of attraction towards someone, you are labelled a coward. When you express them without fear, you are accused of sexual harassment.

They told me she was conning me and playing me like a toy, but I love her regardless. Every joke must have a punchline.

If someone asks me what can remind a visiting tourist of Uganda best, then I might say yoghurt; the colder, the better! It's a place of milk and honey.

When you take her name and add the second part of mine, you get a new name.

Behind every pregnant woman, there is a man.

What I miss in Black Panther (film) is Storm played by Halle Berry, supposed to be the Queen of Wakanda.

Words cannot buy milk. But they surely can ask for a huge discount or help.

Finding the right wife out of 4 billion women is like a quadratic equation.

If love can kill, I will survive...

It is impossible for God to believe in women! If not impossible, after creating the eve, he would not have kept the tree of the forbidden fruit alive.