Excuse me, but could you please tell your pants that its rude to point?

Take your ex out tonight,
One bullet outta do it.

Everyone brings happiness into this room
Some by entering
Some by leaving.

I wAnT a MaN nOt A lIl BoY wHo ThInKs He CaN

Rich: "He wasn't thinking. Men think with their penises."
Me: "Oh, he was thinking. He was thinking HARD."

I still love you . . . .
Even though you kiss like a horse.

He walks me to my bus, a kid walks up to him and looks pointedly at me.

"dude, u know her?"

he looks at me and says "yea," then looks back at the kid and says "but i've no idea who u are."

EVERYBODY PLEASE READ MY NEW POEM IT IS WHAT IT IS

Proving your point and winning:

have you heard of the new ipod?
its called iwin

ME: okay... so ur going 2 a friend's house.... for four days.... and ur going to drink ginger ale.
HIM: yeah, that's about right. y?
ME: u concern me.