Is cheesecake really a pie? :P

-playing tennis-
him: *hits her in the boob*
her: omg! ouch! *pulls down shirt* you didn't even leave a mark!
him: there was nothing to leave a mark on..

haha
actually happened
dayyum i hate her too

I tried to make him laugh by telling him of the story where i tried to fit as many french fries as possible in my mouth. but then he went on to say he would watch me next time i ate a hot dog. later i pondered
i don't like hot dogs
i sure can pick 'em

I guess I just prefer to see the Dark Side of things
The glass is always half empty
And cracked
And I just cut my lip on it
And chipped a tooth
~Janeane Garofalo

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -Agatha Christie

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy;

Her heart.

If you love your man set him free ,
if he doesn't come back you know he's with me!!!

Why did God make man first....
Cuz you have to make a rough draft before you make a master piece

Love is learning to let go. If they come back they're yours, if they don't, then it's time to stalk them.

Until there's a ring on my finger and a ticket to Spain I'm off limits from the waist down.