" safe sex is great sex ; better wear a latex cuz you dont want that late text ; that
i think i'm late text.."

You dumped me but you're the one who has to get over it. How sad.

Wanna know why you can't get laid?

Look in a mirror and find out.

You look bad with him.
So I took him and now it looks good.

Forget about the argument
you and him went through
I've got your boyfriend
and I don't care about you!

I wish your name was homework.
Because then you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk right now.

How's my driving call 1-800-who-gives-a-shit-im-drunk!!!!!!!!!!

We are young only once so lets frig it up right.

You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge. :-D

Roses are red,
vilotes are blue,
trash is dumped,
and so are you.