Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Youh know wen its love
    wen youh keep replaying in your head
    of what he did
    & just smile duringg class.

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  • Someone needs to put in more funny quotes cuzz laughin at the old ones just dont cut it no more

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  • Business in the front, even more business in the back.

    by Tony
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  • Me: I wish I was your drumset
    Him: So i can beat you??
    Me: No!! So you can bang me duh!!
    Him: Oh really now??

    {Hehe... True convo lol}

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  • If you dont like me remember...
    its mind ova mata...
    I dnt mind nd u dnt mata

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  • I look at the moon
    the moon is beautiful
    i look at you
    i..i...
    i rather look at the moon again!!

    by Seani
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  • A husband will learn to behave when a wife learns to shut up.

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  • His face was like a t.v.
    I watch him all day...
    but I can't touch him

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  • Never tell your problems to someone.
    20% don't care
    And 80% are glad you have them.

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  • Me: You have really big feet!
    Avery: you know what they say about guys with big feet?
    Me: no what?
    Avery: Big feet-big sock; Big sock-big cock

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