You might want some but I can actually get some.

Ii |OvE [YOU] && HATE [YOU] At tHa SaMe tiMe
Ii waNNa PuSh yOu oFF tHa bRiDgE && tHeN RuN dOwN tO CatCh yOu

Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you, they don't laugh either!

I get more ass than a toilet seat

I love you more than a fish loves its plastic castle <3

"Step on the gas, drive to my heart, but don't crash in it because it hurts like a mother f"

You think missing me is hard?!?
You should try missing you!

Peeing yourself is like a friendship.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings =]

Life is sexually transmitted.

Please read and comment on my poems i will do the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!