Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Most rainy days start off sunny maybe thts why nothing good ever lasts So I guess Im missin my
    umbrella 2 protect me from the rain..mattafact naw fux it ima just stay in bed when it rains;lol

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  • If you were a booger i'd pick you first :)

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  • They come on strong with their pick up lines and flirty guided lies. Saying what they will to try and have me, but the look on their face is priceless when he [my boyfriend] comes into the conversation.

    by Crystal
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  • I don't care if you lick windows,
    Take the special bus,
    Or occasionally uri**te on yourself.
    You hang in there, sunshine,
    You're darn special!

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  • THE MOST GREAT SHOCK IN YOUR LIFE TO FIND OUT THAT YOUR ENDLESS LOVE IS NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.

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  • He's the cheese to my maccaroni!

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  • I won't admit it untill he does too
    =P

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  • He said-baby I will never lie to you.
    she said-are you a man?
    He said-yea
    She said-then you will lie, that's what men do.

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  • When we were little barbies were toys we would p l a y with.
    [not people we go school with] *

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