Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Hi. You'll do.
    =]

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  • You asked me if i liked you.
    No duh, stupid.
    Why do you think i stare at you?
    For the looks you don't have?

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  • Live. Love & Learn to hate

    by Unknown
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  • A broken heart can be fixed,, all it takes is time ( and lots of duct tape and band aidds)

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  • I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night

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  • Frienship:
    God's way of apologizing for family.

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  • You have to kiss alot of frogs before you REALLY know how to kiss!
    ~ME, My Nan, and my lil' sis

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  • I once heard this at a mock wedding:

    'Do you vow to treat her as a passenger plane? To climb in and out of her five times a day and take her to the heavens and back?'

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  • After friend tells the story of himself betting all on red on Roulette and losing:

    "Ohhh dude that sucks.. you should have picked black!"

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  • I thought you were my knight in shining armour. Then it turns out you're a dork in tin foil and somehow, i now love you more. You're my tinfoil man

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