Guys are like bubble rap...they look tough, but are really fragile...one little thing can make them explode...and they are extremely loud when they do!

"I Am" is one of the shortest sentence in the English language. "I Do" is the longest

A penny for your thoughts
a nickle for a kiss
a dime if you tell me that you love me ....
imagine what i'd do for a quater

Don't let the pretty face fool you...
I ROLL LIKA BOSS

Safe sex is great sex.. Better wear a latex.. cuz you dont want the late text.. The "i think im late" text

Guy 1: I keep getting a negative answer for number ten. what does that mean?
guy 2: it means ur gay
guy 1: yay real funny. I'll just ask the professor.
professor: watcha doin' tonight?

Girl: Sometimes I just feel like you never notice me...Charles...I think we should break up...

Charles: WHAT THE HELL?!
Benches aren't supposed to talk!!

Guy #1: hey, what happened to your legs?
guy #2: moe like, what happened to your arms?
guy #1: Holy crap!

Dont mess with a girl who can leave you messed up

Living it up then falling back down
I loved the way you pushed me around
Smiles with tears, hurt with laughter
so much for happily ever after