The best thing to a girls heart is to never lie to her..i love you!

>>Shopping<< is cheaper than a psychiatrist!!

Shoes can change your life..

Just ask cinderella!!

Boy: What if I said I loved you?
Girl: What if I said your an ass?

Rest in peace heath ledger. xxxx

Phone rings.....

girl: hello
boy: will u marry me??
girl: yes i will!! and who am i talking to??

I'm NOT the girl your mother warned you about; her imagination was never THIS good.

:)

I couldn't think of a comback. So i just started comming onto her.

I told your boyfriend he was gay, and he said, "Nah. I'm as straight as a rainbow!" :D

Love...the best reason I've found to act completely stupid!