There are three words that will make any man embarassed or uncomfortable. Hold My Purse.

Medicine can heal all merely human ailments; love alone hates the pathologist.

My name is kaylee...remember that bc u'll be screaming it later. How u will be screaming it depends on whether i like u or not...lol

=p

Guy: So... my place or yours
Girl: Both, you will go to yours and ill go to mine

Men are like taxies never there when u need them and women are like cars every were when you dont want them

Is it easy being easy?

The brick doesnt fall far from the building.
lol

It's funny how common sense isn't really common.

Ur like my math book, u have lots of problems

*I have an idea. Let's stand next to our cars and see which one goes faster.*

*Fcuk that, drive it biitch!*

lol not mine.