Love is when you can be a total dork,
Be stupid with each other,
Make retarded faces,
And stick your tounges out at each other

They say the truth will set you free. Then how come everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you don't get caught...everything's legal!

I'll have what the guy on the floor is having

The doctor told me to watch my drink..... so i found a bar with a mirror.

Um, no thanks. I can loosen up my own buttons

You don't like me && theres nothing I can do about it but
NEWFLASH BIIITCH::I don't live to please you

You know you've read enough yaoi when you say, "A girl and a guy?! Ew, that's DISGUSTING!"

[At a teen club]
(guy asks us to dance)
Rachel: uh no.
(me and her dance)
later...
Him: Are you guys lesbian?
Us: No we just didnt want to dance with you...

Im not really that mean :]

Please prescribe
this biitch a larger
dose of STFU