Many girls say its better to loved and lost than to not loved at all. Those are the girls who dated guys who will NEVER stop and ask for directions. They loved...Now he is lost.

Talking is the *second* best thing you can do with you're lips...

[[sexx at nightt]] iis so overrated. everyone knows most girls lose their virginity in the [[supply closet]]

**Guys are like port-o-potties. The good ones are taken and the bad ones are full of crap.**

-didn't make up-

MENtal breakdowns, MENstrational cramps, MENapause.

Haven't you noticed that most of woman's problems start with men?

MAN: your last husband disappeared...

Woman: he was an illusionist.

Man: but he never re-apeared..

Woman: he wasn't a very good illusionist

Husband: hey hunni did u miss me?

wife: with every bullet so far

Guys should be like kleenex soft strong and disposable

Lady 1: did u miss your husband after he was murdered?

lady 2: well it was a matter of life after death....he died and i had a life.

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