Who needs REAL friends when you got a WHOLE posse of 'em in your head?

Sometimes I hear oices in my head, and emme tell ya...they got some PRETTY DAMN GOOD IDEAS!!!

"It's as if evolooooouuuuuution kept going, but yooouuuu didn't."

- Lenore* the cute litlle dead girl*

YOU call it stalking....but 2 me, its just another way to show someone you truely love them!

I love your eyes, i love your mouth, i love whats down there under your pants. May i have just a peak? just one little look? OH SHIT YOUR A MAN! JUST LOOK AT THAT COCK!

NO I AM NOT GAY STOP ASKING!

I now pronounce you... dudes.

I love you girl with my heart and soul.

so pls do not get
this the wrong way when i tell you " but if you leave me i'll **ufing cut you b*t&h!!!!"

love kenzie.

Yeah, he's happy n laughing right now.
But thats only because he hasn't seen what you've done to his car yet.

~*~ Revenge is sweet ~*~

I Love You...is eight letters long, but so is Bullsh!t.

[[based on actual events]]
girl: oh snap. i gotta fart.
friend: i think i'm gonna walk away now...
girl: noo wait. you have to listen and tell me what you think it smells like.