Please read and comment on my love d

If The Girl I Am Now, Would Met The Girl I Was Back Then, She'd Kick My Ass.. These Are The Facts..

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me,
so tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me.

*not mine but i like it*

I used to think it was love between us
until i found out u had no penis
you remind me of a little girl
and when i think of us
it makes me hurl

"I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy and hearts skipping beats ... that can't be safe."

"Sorry, that we could not work out but there alos that hotter guy who is looking at me right now"

I work on my looks, not my mind, boys are stupid not blind

(that is from my best friend Lydia, hehe i wander if yall know what it meens)

Boys are like candy
you can only have so much
than you cant stand it anymore

HI-I WROTE A POEM CALLED"HOW DO I DIE??"-PLZ READ AND COMMENT....THNX

Why do donuts have holes?