Sex is like summer. As soon as it starts to get good, it's over.

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners

Michael says he is going to fight these charges tooth and nail — because those are the only real body parts he has left

What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13

Women are like hurricames, first then they come in wet and wild and then they leave with your house and car!

They say the smartest people ask
alot of questions , but if there soo smart , then WHY THE F * C K ARE THEY ASKIng soo many qouestions

p.s -im not saying anyone is stupid if they ask questions , i just thought the qoute was funny ,

Name mean nothing but you and i is everything.

It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have gotten any at all.

By me + friend Theo