Always forgive your enemies ~ nothing can annoy them more

When everythings coming your way... Your in the wrong lane.

A synonym is a word you use when you cant spell the first word you thought of

Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

I have lots of ideas... trouble is most of them suck.

I used to have an open mind, but my brain just kept falling out

Death is herediitary, watch out

I either get what I want or I change my mind

If you can't convince them, confuse them

If jealousy was a drug yall B$*!&es would be fiens