Sooner or later doesn't everyone stop smoking?

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

If the front of your car says 'DODGE", do you really need a horn?

Dodge, the name says it all.

Ford.. At least they've circled the problem.

FORD ~ Found On Redneck Driveways

Chevy are like a rock.
If one of them things hit you you'd say the same.

What do you call a Chey at the top of a hill?

A miracle!!

Your man don't like me, but daz ok tell him dat i sell cd's and i can get that yellow tape 4 him 4 free!!

Eres el aire
eres el sol
eres el nene
que quiero yo

3 WORD'S GUYS HATE:NO,DON'T AND STOP---UNLESS YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER

YOU THOUGHT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
YOU THOUGHT YOU MADE ME CRY
I GUESS YOU KNOW BY NOW
THAT EVERY PLAYA ISNT A GUY!