Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • How to please a woman?

    Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the superbowl for her, buy her jewelery, pretend you're interested in what she has to say.

    How to please a man?

    Show up naked, bring beer.

    by ataraxia
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  • I can only please one person a day.
    Today, not your day. . .and tomorrow doesn't look any better!

    by Black and White
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  • West to the sea, east to the land death to the b**** who stole my man!!!

    by Amanda
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  • Boys mm...mmm....mmm Good

    by Vivion
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  • Please read my desired love poem i thought it was really good
    xoxoxoxoxox

    by sara
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  • Dinner is ready when the smoke alarmgoes of

    by rachelle london
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  • Hey Guys... Sorry to bother you... But Ive posted 2 new poems and i featured them... if you guys could check out my *Two Featured Poems* And give me some feedback, id greatly appreciate it :) -Jen-

    by Jen
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  • Men...are like pet rocks. You wouldn't give your heart to a pet rock would you? no! exactly...so why give it to a man???

    by Ashley Van Eperen
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  • The only thing straight about you is your hair!!!

    -credit to my best frienddd!

    by Becky Mains
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  • Masturbation Is The Key To All Self Harm

    by Malchihiro
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